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Writing Screenplays is Hard Stuff!

March 24, 2010 in Uncategorized

We finally started learning how to write a script in our screenwriting class last night.  About time, considering we have to hand in a first draft of an original screenplay in a couple of weeks.

I have decided to go with a short film as opposed to a feature.  This is, after all, my first screenplay (the old crap I did with a friend doesn’t count — those were never finished anyway).  After last night’s class, I’m sure I made the right decision, because writing a screenplay is so much harder than I had envisioned.

You do learn a lot from reading screenplays, watching films and reading up on screenplay writing conventions and basic principles, but it’s not until you sit down to write one that you realise how difficult it is.  How do you structure it?  How do you describe the characters?  How do you transition from one scene to another, from one Act to another?  So many problems, and yet there’s so many ways to solve them!

I keep making the mistake of putting in too much aesthetic detail as opposed to capturing the essence of the tone and mood.  Who cares about what the characters are wearing or if they are shaven?  Wardrobe and make-up can take care of that.  It’s about making the script director and actor-friendly, so when they read it, it gives them an idea of what they have to do, while still allowing some level of creative freedom.

The short film I have in mind is a simple concept, but hard to pull off.  I’ve got the major plot points and the characters (I literally woke up in the middle of the night last week, had a sudden burst of inspiration and developed all the main characters before going back to bed), and last night I finally learned how to use a screenwriting program.  The one I’m using is Celtx, a free program (that can be downloaded here).  I can’t compare it to the many other free programs out there, but so far I have found it easy to use and navigate.

Whilst mucking around online, I also found this event called “Script Frenzy“.  It’s the screenwriter’s NaNoWriMo.  Write a 100-page screenplay in the month of April.  Sounds too challenging for me.  I’m going to stick to my 15-page first draft for now.

Lastly, we watched this Aussie short film last night by Nash Edgerton called “Spider”.  I’m not usually a fan of short films but this one was superb.  Check it out below.

Spider Killing Spree

February 25, 2010 in Uncategorized

I was on the phone with an ex-work friend today when I wandered to the corner of my house and saw…spiders.

Lots and lots of mini-spiders.  So tiny that you would miss them individually, but when there’s at least 50, you notice them.  They were everywhere, crawling along the walls, dangling from side to side like miniature Tarzans, creating intricate webs like Tobey Maguire did for Kirsten Dunst.

Amidst all the babies, there was one big spider.  Half the size of my palm.  That must have been the ‘Queen’, I told myself.

How did I miss this spider colony in my house?

I quickly said goodbye to my friend.  I then went and grabbed two canisters of bug spray (Mortein and Baygon) and raced back.  It felt like the numbers increased in the 10-15 seconds I was gone.

I uncapped the sprays and stood on a stool, then went on the biggest spider killing spree since Jeff Daniels in Arachnophobia.

The little buggers went crazy.  But inexplicably, they didn’t die.  Not straight away, anyway.  It took at least 30 seconds of constant spraying with two canisters to get most of them.  It then took another 10 seconds just to put down the Queen.

When it was done, I felt like Bruce Willis at the end of Die Hard.  Except I think I inhaled too much of the sprays, and as a result I have been dying of thirst all afternoon.  I hope no permanent damage has been done.

Are Tennis Players Too Soft These Days?

January 28, 2010 in Tennis, Uncategorized

Are players like Novak Djokovic too soft?

This morning on TV, I heard one of the most ridiculous comments I’ve heard in a long time.

That the professional tennis players of today are too soft.

The commentator then complained about how players these days get injury timeouts and toilet breaks, and how footballers, who get banged up night in and night out, don’t (yeah, they just piss on the field!).  For players who earn millions of dollars a year (just the top players, really), shouldn’t they just suck it up and keep going?

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The Great Excerpt Experiment on WordPress!

January 21, 2010 in Uncategorized

I am, what you would call, an idiot.

After blogging on WordPress for just over a year, today I finally realised what that little “Insert More tag” button is in the toolbar when writing a post.

For fellow idiots, the purpose of the button is to split your post up so you have to click on the ‘more’ button to read the rest of the post.  Create an ‘excerpt’ of your post, if you will.

Many moons ago, I read about this ‘splitting/excerpt’ business on some website teaching people how to be better bloggers.  It said that putting excerpts in your posts has many benefits, such as:

  • reducing the apparent length of the post to your reader, who may be put off by such a long post at first glance;
  • reducing the load time on your front page; and
  • increasing the number of hits to your blog as a click on the ‘more’ button counts as an extra hit.

Well from today, I am going to conduct a little experiment.  I am going back into my old posts and splitting them up to see whether any of the above things are true.

I know, I know…seeing that I have almost 300 posts on this blog, taking the time to actually do this makes me an even bigger idiot.  So I am being slightly less of an idiot by just choosing the longer posts and the posts that people actually read.

Nevertheless…let the Great Excerpt Experiment begin!

Movie Review: The Lovely Bones (2009)

December 28, 2009 in Movie Reviews, Uncategorized

When I first heard The Lovely Bones (directed by Peter Jackson and based on the best-selling novel by Alice Sebold) was being made into a movie, I had some reservations.  Sure, the story was amazing, but adapting it to the big screen was going to have its fair share of challenges.   Those who have read the book will know what I mean.

And after watching it on Christmas Day, I must say I was right in some respects.  There are parts of The Lovely Bones that are genuinely beautiful and heartbreaking, full of pain and yearning from a life tragically unfulfilled.  Those are the same elements that made the novel such a magnificent success.  However, the more troublesome aspects of the adaptation, while probably handled as well as they could have been, just didn’t quite work.

Without giving too much of the plot away, The Lovely Bones is what is best described as a drama fantasy set in the 1970s about a teenage girl and her family, and how each of them deal with unexpected death and loss. There’s a lot more to the story than just that, but as usual, it’s best to go in knowing as little as possible.

The dramatic aspects of the film were done well.  Jackson manages to capture that gut-wrenching ‘what might have been’ sensation of regret and melancholy at all the right moments, and it wouldn’t be a stretch to describe the film as a tear jerker.  I wouldn’t go as far as to say that the emotional impact lives up to the book, but with the medium and time constraints, it came fairly close.

The suspenseful aspects of the film, on the other hand, were simply outstanding.   There were probably only a handful of such scenes, but Peter Jackson applied his magic touch to them and it kept me on the edge of my seat every time.  It made me wish there were more of them.

Of course, much of the credit has to go to the cast.  Saoirse Ronan (Atonement), who plays Susie Salmon, delivers an excellent performance beyond her years.   She has a touch of class that is rarely seen in young actors these days.  In a few years she will be a big star.  Rachel Weisz and Mark Wahlberg play her parents, and are both good, but not exceptional.  Apparently, the film was initially set to go with Ryan Gosling in Wahlberg’s role, but he looked ‘too young’ to pull it off, even with a full beard.  While that may be right, I got the feeling that Wahlberg may have been too young as well, especially with that floppy 70s haircut.

The standout though, has to be Stanley Tucci’s Mr Harvey.  Tucci has been nominated for a Golden Globe for this performance (and I predict an Oscar nomination as well).  Every time he’s on screen he unsettles you and makes you feel uncomfortable.   I don’t know if he is more deserving than Christoph Waltz from Inglourious Basterds, but Tucci is right up there after delivering one of the creepiest performances I’ve seen in a long time.

So that’s what’s good about The Lovely Bones.  As I mentioned earlier, the film is a drama fantasy, and it’s because there are a substantial number of ‘fantasy’ scenes, filled with expensive special effects and an abundance of pretty imagery.  These sequences take up a large part of the second half of the film, and that’s when my interest in the film really waned.

Those sequences were an integral part of the novel, so I wouldn’t have expected Jackson to cut them out completely, but there was too much of it for my liking.   They were too long, too weird, and dare I say even somewhat silly.   It just didn’t match the rest of the film as well as I would have liked.   I don’t know if anyone else could have done a better job with it, but the bottom line is that those sequences, for the most part, didn’t work.  If Jackson could have limited such scenes to an absolute minimum and ramped up the suspenseful and dramatic scenes, The Lovely Bones may have been a classic.

So overall, The Lovely Bones is a very solid, albeit uneven film.  There are moments that can get to you on an emotional level, but it’s unfortunate that the lengthy fantasy sequences dragged it down.  A minor disappointment as I had been looking forward to it and expected it to be better than it actually was.

3.5 stars out of 5!

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