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My final Hangzhou post is a cracker. It was our last night there and we got tickets to see Impression West Lake, an outdoor extravaganza everybody told us we must see if we were even within a hundred miles of Hangzhou.
It’s hard to put the show into words. Brought to life by Zhang Yimou, director of the films Hero and House of Flying Daggers and the guy behind the opening and closing ceremonies of the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Impression West Lake is one of several ‘folk musicals’ (according to Wikipedia) set across various parts China (the others being Liu Sanjie, Lijiang, Hainan and Dahingpao).
There’s lights, there’s dancing and there’s marvellous music — and I think there is a love story in there somewhere. Hundreds of actors in beautiful traditional dress, running and dancing across the freezing water of the massive lake, colourful lights illuminating the river surface and the night sky, giant mechanical boats and structures floating on and appearing out of the water — it really was a splendid spectacle, the likes of which I had never seen before.
The only complaint was that the show had to be set outdoors, and since it was in March and at night, it was absolutely freezing. Even with gloves, I honestly couldn’t feel my hands by the time the show began. I couldn’t imagine what the poor actors splashing in the water were feeling.
Anyway, I will let the magic of the photos speak for themselves. We actually weren’t allowed to take them but everybody was snapping away so I joined in. Unfortunately I didn’t have the best camera, though I did try do make it slightly clearer through some primitive editing.
I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Have you ever watched a movie that made you want to go work out afterwards?
I have. Well, I’ve never actually gone out and done it, but real men would have.
What I have noticed is that these films usually feature men who were either previously unknown to mainstream audiences and/or have undergone amazing physical transformations. For example, Arnie or Stallone films rarely have that ‘Wow’ factor because they’ve always looked that way, and in any case from my research it seems looking ‘cut’ is generally preferred to looking ‘buffed’. Anyway, it’s no surprise that the Internets is filled with guides on how to transform your body to replicate the following movie stars.
Without further ado, these are what I think are the 10 films that have inspired more meatheads than any other.
The other night I watched the series finale of Smallville, a show I stubbornly kept watching deep into its 9th and penultimate season despite steeply declining quality. But eventually it got so bad that I was falling asleep and realising that I was wasting my time. So I stopped watching it altogether, even though I knew I had to come back to watch the final episode — the episode where Clark Kent finally takes off to the air and becomes Superman.
Amazingly, despite having missed around 25-30 episodes, it wasn’t all that hard to pick up again. Clark and Lois were engaged and about to get married. Oliver Queen, aka the Green Arrow, was still around (I seriously thought Justin Hartley, the actor who played him, would have gone off to bigger and better things ages ago), as was Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack), Clark’s friend right from the first episode. The final bad guy, I gathered, was this smokey fella called Darkseid (pronounced ‘Dark Side’) with red eyes that can control/possess people, and the ultimate crisis was a massive armageddon-inducing planet (Apokolips) on a collison course with Earth.
Those returning for the final bang included Annette O’Toole and John Schneider as Clark’s parents, even though the latter has been dead for like 5 seasons. And of course two of my favourite characters from the show over the years, the villains, Lex and Lionel Luther (played by Michael Rosenbaum and John Glover). The quality of the series really nosedived when these two went MIA, and it was great to finally get them back.
Curiously missing, however, were Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk — boy has she disappeared since the series…well, she was in that Chun Li Streetfighter movie…) and Clark’s old best friend Pete Ross (Sam Jones III, who has since gone on to become a porn star and is currently facing up to 20 years prison for dealing drugs).
I can still remember the first time I watched Smallville on TV, which began in October 2001. Even though I wasn’t a Superman fanatic I still had to watch it. After all, how could anyone not like Superman? Tom Welling was still a fresh-faced 24 year-old playing a teenager and the show was set in high school, with your typical Superman mythology arc spliced with your ‘monster of the week’ (or Chloe Sullivan’s ‘Wall of Weird’) episodes.
The original Season 1 Poster
The series was fresh and it was exciting. For some reason this Clark Kent was more of a bumbling fool and tool rather than the highly intelligent Man of Steel we have come to know, and Tom Welling did an excellent job of an often thankless role. Michael Rosenbaum was the real star of the show for me as the confused, destined to be evil Lex Luthor, and with the outstanding John Glover as his father Lionel it was easy to picture his eventual transformation.
The soundtrack was also always very good, featuring a collection of popular hits and trendy up-and-comers.
But as with all long-running series (apparently Smallville is the longest-running sci-fi show in US history), there comes a time when the writers run out of ideas. For me the show still retained a certain level of quality when Kristin Kreuk departed because Erica Durance made a wonderful substitute as Lois Lane, but unfortunately they could not make up for the losses of Rosenbaum and Glover. Even with clever ideas such as introducing the Green Arrow and having arcs involving members of the Justice League, things quickly started to get stale.
Personally, the show hit rock bottom when they started the film rip-offs (from about the 8th season onward), taking ideas from feature films such as Saw (even with a masks and puppets, I think) and getting really lazy and predictable with the progression of each episode (always ending with Clark coming to save the day).
And when the show started to dig really really deep into the Superman mythology vault for the complicated, convoluted stories in its final two seasons, that’s when I really switched off.
That said, on the whole, Smallville is still a fantastic series with a finale that didn’t disappoint like I thought it would. It was more of a ‘personal discovery’ episode that tied up all the emotional loose ends as opposed to an action-packed one, but that was perfectly fine with me. I was amazed to see how much everyone had aged throughout the years from the various flashback sequences. Clark Kent really did grow up into Superman.
From day one, the show was all about its finale, and I don’t think anyone expected that to be 10 years away from the pilot episode. When Clark donned THE suit (I believe borrowed from Brandon Routh) and rocketed up in the sky at last, as we knew he would, he finally fulfilled a 10-year prophecy. Watching it sent tingles up and down my arms.
Farewell, Smallville!
PS: Now we await the new Zack Snyder directed Man of Steel movie (and Christopher Nolan produced) with Henry Cavill (the guy from The Tudors and who Stephenie Meyer originally wanted as Edward Cullen) as Superman, due for release in December 2012.
When I was a snotty little kid, my older sister used to always borrow horror movies from the local video store. Scary movies were all that she watched. Scary movies and Stand By Me and White Fang (on loop — thanks to crushes on River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke).
I grew to like horror films too, but it wasn’t before they caused some serious lifelong trauma. Without further ado, here the 25 that scared me the most (entirely from memory).
I’m neither a monarchist or a republican, but I just couldn’t bring myself to care about the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate (sorry, Catherine) Middleton yesterday. I purposely avoided the ceremony live, but couldn’t avoid catching the highlights in the papers and on TV the next morning.
Here are five random, pointless observations from the royal wedding.
5. I have no idea why Ian Thorpe was invited to the royal wedding, but boy has he lost a lot of weight! Might have something to do with him going broke and having to make a comeback at the London Olympics next year.
4. I’m also not exactly sure why the Beckhams were invited either, but Victoria Beckham’s outfit and facial expression both conveyed funeral more than wedding.
3. I really don’t understand what’s the deal with people camping out on the street for days so they can see the royal car drive by on the wedding day for five seconds. Why not sit in the comfort of your own home and watch the whole thing from start to finish?
2. Princess Catherine, I must admit, made a marvellous princess. Regal, elegant, beautiful — she actually seemed right at home. Nice dress, very royal. Actually looked a lot like the Aussie Danish Princess Mary. Same vibe too. I wonder if she’ll be happy.
1. Prince William – what the heck happened to him? He had it, then he lost it.
Ahh, I wonder when we’ll have another royal wedding again?
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Pointless Royal Wedding Observations
April 30, 2011 in Entertainment, Misc, Social/Political Commentary
I’m neither a monarchist or a republican, but I just couldn’t bring myself to care about the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate (sorry, Catherine) Middleton yesterday. I purposely avoided the ceremony live, but couldn’t avoid catching the highlights in the papers and on TV the next morning.
Here are five random, pointless observations from the royal wedding.
5. I have no idea why Ian Thorpe was invited to the royal wedding, but boy has he lost a lot of weight! Might have something to do with him going broke and having to make a comeback at the London Olympics next year.
4. I’m also not exactly sure why the Beckhams were invited either, but Victoria Beckham’s outfit and facial expression both conveyed funeral more than wedding.
3. I really don’t understand what’s the deal with people camping out on the street for days so they can see the royal car drive by on the wedding day for five seconds. Why not sit in the comfort of your own home and watch the whole thing from start to finish?
2. Princess Catherine, I must admit, made a marvellous princess. Regal, elegant, beautiful — she actually seemed right at home. Nice dress, very royal. Actually looked a lot like the Aussie Danish Princess Mary. Same vibe too. I wonder if she’ll be happy.
1. Prince William – what the heck happened to him? He had it, then he lost it.
Ahh, I wonder when we’ll have another royal wedding again?
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